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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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