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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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