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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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