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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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