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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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