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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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