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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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