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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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