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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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