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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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