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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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