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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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