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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Zeus eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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