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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Yoda eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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