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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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