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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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