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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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