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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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