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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dexter eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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