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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Widget eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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