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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Jelly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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