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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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