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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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