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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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