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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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