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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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