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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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