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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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