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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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