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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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