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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bilbo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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