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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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