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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simba eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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