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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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