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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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