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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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