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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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