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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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