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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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