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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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