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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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