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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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