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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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