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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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