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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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