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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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