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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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