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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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