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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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