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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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