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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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