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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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