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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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