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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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