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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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