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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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