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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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