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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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