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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Poppy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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