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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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