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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Smeagol eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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