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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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