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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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