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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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