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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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