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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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