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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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