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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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