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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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