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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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